quinta-feira, dezembro 21, 2006

Histórias Malcontadas II - Versão post de Natal


A noite só não estava mais escura pois havia no céu (onde mais?) uma grande e brilhante estrela cuja luz patinava pelos lagos congelados da Lapônia (que não é um anagrama de Polônia). O frio era de fazer fogo pegar gripe, e de trincar o saco de quem não usava cueca de lã. Por falar em saco, a data era especial: véspera de Natal. Estava marcada para o dia seguinte a cesariana da mãe de Hagios Nikolaos, futuro bispo de Myra, na atual Turquia. Como apenas uma rena bêbada sabia, o pequeno Hagios mais tarde viria a se tornar um velho boa praça e amigo das crianças, eternizado como Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus ou apenas Santa para os entendidos.
Os pais de Nikolaos eram gregos, mas ele acabou nascendo na Lapônia pois na Grécia as parteiras não se entendiam - pareciam falar grego - e a operação corria um grande risco de dar errado. Ao nascer, porém, o pequeno e barbudo Nikolaos disse em alto e bom som - ainda que com uma voz meio efeminada - a célebre frase: ?Vinde a mim as criancinhas?. Em seguida pôs uma mão no saco e outra na nuca, deu umas reboladas meio estranhas e saiu da barriga da mãe andando para trás num passo nunca antes visto nem por Abraão nem por Abrantes, os enfermeiros de plantão.
Até hoje, dois mil e tantos anos depois, esta estranha história é passada de geração para geração através do arcaico sistema de telefone sem fio. Um sistema, digamos, não muito confiável e cheio de ruídos, que tranformou por exemplo uma irretocável melodia chamada "Just beat it" em uma sinistra (cheia de sinos, para os menos letrados) composição chamada "Jingle Bells". Acredite se quiser. E ho-ho-ho para todos.

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